Why can't we figure out men?

Tgif Treadmill Treats Why can't we figure out men? Since being single the last few years, I still cant figure out men. On my morning ride to work I always call my "Wifey" ( no I am not a lesbian, though maybe not such a bad idea with all the winners we've been dating lately, no she is my bestie and and since we hang so much wifey got stuck) okay, back to the morning ride, we talk about our dates or sometimes the lack of dates but mostly we talk about trying to figure out men. Things like why would a man you just started talking to send you a picture of his ass? Or why after two texts do they think its alright to talk dirty to you, when in big letters on your profile it says clearly your not looking to hook up? Maybe they can't read? Why is it that he chases you and you talk for months and then you go out and he doesn't call you back? Why do some men act so dam jealous when they say they just want to be friends? Why do the first thing they write you is " hey baby" Hi sexy mama" "Hi hottie" I never meet you, do you think those lines are really gonna woo me? NOT! Why do men get mad when you tell them nicely that they are way to young for you but thanks for the compliment or that you appreciate their interest but don't think you'll compatible. I ask my other girlfriends and they have the same questions and we all don't have any answers. So wifey asked me because in her words not mine "I got big balls" to ask this question to my readers. So my fiends if you have any insight to these questions and the many others we keep scratching our heads about, please feel free to post and help us out. In the mean time I will keep calling my Wifey and laughing all the way to work. www.treadmilltreats.wordpress.com