Dating today is way different.from years ago

Many of my friends my age are single again after long marriages, and the.stories they tell me are amazing! Are there no gentleman out there anymore?apparently not from their stories, wow things have changed and not for the better . First you have on line dating, which you would think would be a good thing right ?no more blind dates with satsquash that your mothers friend said was so.handsome! Now you think you know what they look like or do you? My friend paulie said the girl in the pictures was petite and when they went out a week later she.had magically gained thirty pounds! And you said those were recent pictures? Oh the guys posting pictures of them.shirtless when they should be.black bagging it! Better yet the guys who say they lift weights, 12 oz beers do not constitute lifting weights! Hello people lets get real here ok fit does not mean you cant see your toes or it takes you ten minutes to get off the couch! Involved in sports means you must play sports not watch them eating chicken wings !pictures from thirty years ago dont impress us on the contrary it depress us so dont.post them! My friends show me all these guys with mirror pictures,flexing with no shirts,first of all get a shirt unless your at the beach and I want to see water second do you not have a friend to take your picture seriously! Find a friend if.you have kids get them to take.one (they take a million a day and will get a good.one trust me on this!) And the names they pick "big for you," " large and in charge" oh please to us that says JERK in big letters! And write alittle something about yourself ,if your not talented get a.friend people! These are the reasons we have friends!! Use them! Dont be to conceited turn off or too much of a.wuz just be yourself! Look bottom line if you lie you will have.to keep.it up and its not fun ,if your a dork write there is another dork out there if your a gym rat write it just be you and hopefully you might make it to the first.date! To be.continued...