Are you going to blog about me?

Are you going to blog about me?

I remember hearing that from a man I went out on a date with. My response was "Well I am the Taylor Swift of blogging....soooo maybe"

Well guess what? Here you are, your 15 minutes of fame or in the blogging world your big 4 minutes of fame. Which is seriously all you were worth.

Now I write about my life all the time, I am real and raw and I hold nothing back.
And since I've been single on and off for the last 5 years, I write a lot about my dating life. Now come on, this is some great material here. This is definitely some shit I could never make up even as good as a writer as I am.

Like Mr. Beat me with a wooden spoon.
Or Mr. Can you help me with my makeup.
Mr. Con Artist with 4 other women besides me and a wife, I had no idea about.
Or Mr. Here's a picture of my ass (apparently it looked better than his face)

I have had so my dick pics sent to me I can open up my own porn hub.
(And no, I never asked for any of them!)

Yes, I can and probably will write my own sex and the city book, because there have been so many stories that I sit here shaking my head.

Well, this one started out nice, he actually looked like his pictures, hey that is huge with online  dating. He could put two sentences together, another big thing, trust me. Do you know how painful it is to pull out a conversation with someone who can't? It seemed like he was a gentleman as he pulled out my chair and bought drinks. While we had drinks, the conversation flowed and he bought me dinner as well.

If I seem surprised at that it's because in the dating world today we normally have "drive by" dates which is just a drink or coffee, if your lucky. So back to Mr. 4 minutes of fame, so we spent a few hours getting to know each other and having a nice night.

At the end of the night he walks me to my car and all of a sudden he's all over me! Wtf??
As I am pushing him off me he asks "Can we go back to your place?"

Seriously dude I don't know you? Did you not read in the big bold letters on my dating profile that said that I am not looking for a hookup? Did you have a brain fart when we talked and I reiterated the fact that I wanted a relationship? Wtf is wrong with you?
So then he says with straight face "Okay, we can go to mine instead" As if that will make me go running with him!
Oh yes, Mr. Asshole, I will definitely be writing about you.

So here's your 4 minutes of fame. Here is a blog to let the world know that you screwed up a nice date. You've let me know what a dick you actually are.
You are now on the list of "Thank you next" or our running joke of dating... "Another one bites the dust"
Seriously, I know dating has changed in the years since I was married but this is getting ridiculous.

I know there are good men out there but apparently they are lost in the forests somewhere. In my Tinkerbell world I live in, I know that one day I will meet my soul mate who, at the present time is still lost in the woods but until then I will keep getting material for my blogs and next book.

So for you fellows out there listen up, don't be like Mr. 4 minutes of fame (Yes, you all get names in my blogging world)
If you are looking for sex say so upfront, don't waste my time, I sure as hell don't need a free meal or a cup of coffee. I have 2 amazing girls to hang with, a ton load of great friends and 2 business I can be working on instead of wasting my time on you.
Hey, just keeping it real here, as I wish you guys would be.

So today my friends, please inform your male friends that we will be talking about them and I sure as hell will be blogging about them. So please take a lesson from men from past generations and learn what a real gentleman is or at least be honest for God's sake because otherwise yes, I will be blogging about you.

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