Sex and the city... today

Sex and the city.... today

I have to tell you dating today compared to twenty five years ago is so different. The last few years I have had so many changes in my life that it has made my head spin.

Illness, deaths, divorce, career changes and yes dating, all which have been hard and scary but as I say all the time, it is always how you look at things, is it a burden or a blessing? It's up to you to chose how you see it.

I always chose to see the good and with dating, well, I chose to see the funny and then share it with my friends.

All of my friends said try online dating when I got divorced. Since we never had this years ago and I am not into the bar scene and have a full and busy life, I thought why not, another change in my life, lets give it a shot. 

Let's start with Mr . Italian who asked me if I was Italian (what my name Francesca didn't give that away?) Then he asked if I was ever beaten with a spoon? (Was he really Italian? Because if he was, he would know that it was a requirement of a Italian mother)
I said yes, then he asked if I ever hit my girls with a wooden spoon (Did you not get the last part? I am now wondering if he was a little slow)

Now here it comes but because I haven't dated in 24 years I don't see it coming.
He then asks if I could beat him with the wooden spoon! What?? Did he just write that to me?
DELETE!

Next thing I learned always read everything in a profile.Take Mr.Sneak things in. On his profile he lists that he likes about 100 things and I am not joking!

I glanced through them and wrote him back, he asks did I read his profile? I say yes, he says did you catch it? Catch what? I say.
The whip and chains part....oh lord, really I can't make this shit up!

No, I didn't catch that part, after all didn't you get the previous part about me having a life and not having time to read 100 things someone likes to do, obviously the whips and chains weren't in bold letters!

He goes on to say, he is just looking to have fun, so I say then why is your profile saying you want a relationship?Why dont you just list that your a freak looking for a one night stand and not waste everyone's time?
He goes on to tell me I am a prude and close minded! Ha! wait... listen to this... DELETE!!

My girlfriend started chatting with this guy, when out of the blue he texts her his ass! Yes, a picture of his ass! She doesn't skip a beat and texts by why are you sending me a picture of your ass? Does it look better than your face?
He writes back lol, really? Yup you guessed it .........DELETE and go ahead guess his new name?.... Yup you guessed that too, Mr.Assman!

Recently there was Mr. Are you going to write about me, who upon first meeting looked pretty good. Which in the online dating world means he actually looked like his picture. He could put two sentences together, don't laugh, trust me some can't. He asks me if I would be writing about him as I am the Taylor Swift of blogging, I laugh and say it depends on the date.

We had a nice time and he even brought me dinner...bonus! Seriously, your lucky if you get a cup of coffee lately.
A few hours go by of laughs and good talks and he walks me to my car. He proceeded to kiss me good night, then he turns into Mr.Hands all over me, I push him off and say "Didn't you read my profile? I'm not looking for a hookup! And then didn't I reiterate that on the phone?"

He says without missing a beat and as if I just didn't say that "Let's go to your house"
"Hello, did you just not hear what I said, I don't know you dude and I am certainly not bringing you to my house"
"Okay then let's go to mine" he says.
Oh hell yeah, I thinking...I am so writing about you, Mr. Asshole.

We have names and stories for all the guys that we have encountered and I  swear that I am going to write a book about it! I would love to hear your stories as I know in this age of technology there has to be plenty!

Look, here's the thing, you don't have to be a man hater, you don't have to think there is no good men out there, that they are all freaks, just have fun with it. I know some amazing men, I was raised by amazing men, they are out there, I promise you.

So until you find your Prince charming, call your girlfriend, have a really good laugh in the morning on your way to work like I do! Laughter is the best medicine and at least your get something good out of a shitty date!

Don't take life so seriously, enjoy, laugh and then write a blog about it! Gotta love where I get all my ideas from!

Gotta run, Mr.Dallas is texting me..

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