what's up with all the dick pics?

What's with the dick pics?

Seriously, this is no laughing matter. If you have been dating out here in the last 10 years and you're a woman, you know what I am talking about.

And I am not talking about being on Tinder, which they say is a hook up site and so maybe if I was on there I would expect a dick pic. Hey, you know you want to see what you're getting before you get it and so then sending a dick pic would be acceptable. Okay I get it. 

What I am talking about is all the other regular dating sites and trust me I've been on all of them. And yet no matter what site you're on, trust and believe you will or have gotten a dick pic.

It starts off like this...and no, I can't make this shit up… 

Hi, my name is.....

(Rover and I'm about to blow your mind with a picture of my junk)

Hi, I'm Francesca. Nice to meet you. 

Rover: So how long have you've been single?

Me: For 7 years since my divorce, So what about you? 

Rover: BAM! Here's a picture of my junk! 

He's all proud to show me, like he couldn't wait one more minute to send this picture of his wrinkled ass dick. 

Now I know the ladies are cracking up, because they have all been there and we all ask ourselves these questions. 

Did I ask for a picture of your junk?

Was there anything in our conversation that suggested I was dying to see your little penis?

Did it say anywhere in my profile, please send a dick pic right away? Within the first 3 seconds of our conversation?

No! You asshole, there wasn't! Yet you just thought it would be a great idea. Maybe in your pea size brain (that goes along with your pea size dick) you thought if I send this to her she will cream in her pants and send me her address right away. Hello! Not happening!

So then I ask you, is it a numbers game? Like if I send 100 dick pics maybe one out of a hundred will invite me over and sleep with me. Clearly it is something that makes you think that it would be a good idea to send a dick pic to a woman you never met.

And then you get mad when I call you out and trust me, I will call you out if you send me one. I am a tough New York bitch and that stupid shit is just not sliding by.

Last dick pic I got, I responded with:

"Ha! Is that all you got?"

Rover's response:

"Have some respect*

Isn't that something? Omg, I'm dying now, have some respect? Now that's priceless, when I stop laughing, I go for the jugular.

"Hey, Asshole, piece of advice.. don't send dick pics to a woman who has been with a black man, it's not a myth!" 

Rover is really pissed now and  he responds "Your a whore"

Me: 'Your mother is a whore!"

(Don't fuck with a bitch from the Bronx, if you are going to throw it, you'd better be able to get it)

Me: "Oh and by the way I am now going to share this with all my girlfriends and we are all going to have a good laugh about your tiny dick and your tiny brain!"

Delete! Block! Thank you next… 

Now, seriously why in God's name would you send me a dick pic? And for you men out there who said I was too cruel or went too far, here is what I have to say...too frigging. bad, he had it coming with both barrels. And maybe just maybe he might learn a lesson from this. The lesson being…. don't send unsolicited dick pics to a woman!! 

Seriously why would you put in your profile that you are looking for a long-term relationship and the first thing you do is send a dick pic? It doesn't really look like husband material in our eyes. 

So today my friends and to all those men out there that have this urge to send pictures of their tiny, wrinkled, shriveled up, bathroom dick pics….

Just don't do it!! It's not fun to look at, it's just fun to laugh at and remember your tiny dick pic will be spread around to many women, to laugh at it by all. 

Is that what you really want? We are living in 2021 so your dick pics will remain out there for all time, to be laughed at forever. Just don't do it. 

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