What's with the dick pics?

What's with the dick pics?

Seriously, this is no laughing matter. If you have been dating out here in the last 10 years and your a women you know what I am taking about.

And I am not talking about being on Tinder, which is a hook up site and so maybe I would expect a dick pic. I am talking about regular dating sites and trust me I've been on all of them. And yet no matter what site your on, trust and believe you will or have gotten a dick pic.

It starts off like this...
Hi, my name is.....
(Rover and I'm about to blow your mind with a picture of my junk)
Hi, I'm Francesca nice to meet you
Rover: So how long have you've been single?
Me: For 5 years since my divorce
Rover: BAM! Here's a picture of my junk

I know the ladies are cracking up now, because they have been there.
Did I ask for a picture of your junk?
Was there anything in our conversation that suggested I was dying to see your little penis?
Did it say anywhere in my profile, please send a dick pic right away? Within the first 3 seconds of our conversation?
No! You asshole, there wasn't! Yet you just thought it would be a great idea. Maybe in your pea size brain (that goes along with your pea size dick) you thought if I send this to her she will cream in her pants and send me her address. Hello! Not happening!

And then you get mad when I call you out and trust me I will call you out, I am a tough New York bitch and that stupid shit is not sliding by.

Last dick pic I got I responded with
"Ha! Is that all you got?"
Rover's response:
Have some respect
Isn't that something omg, I'm dying now, so I go for the jugular.
Hey, Asshole piece of advice don't send dick pics to a women who has been with a black man, it's not a myth!

Rover is pissed now he responds "Your a whore"
Me: Your mother is a whore!
(Don't fuck with a bitch from the Bronx)
Me: Oh and by the way I am now going to share this with my girlfriends and have a good laugh about your tiny dick!
Delete!

Now, seriously why in God's name would you send me a dick pic, and for you men who said I was cruel or went to far, too frigging bad, he had it coming with both barrels.

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