Sex and the city.... today
Sex and the city.... today
I have to tell you dating today compared to twenty five years ago is so different. See, in the last few years I have had so many changes in my life that it has made my head spin. Illness, deaths, divorce, career changes, and yes, dating. All which have been hard and scary but as I say, it is always how you look at things. Whether you see it as a burden or a blessing? It's up to you to choose how you see it.
I always chose to see the good and with dating, well...I chose to see the funny and then share with my friends. All of my friends said to me, try online dating when I got divorced. Now there was none of this years ago when I was single and since I am not into the bar scene anymore and have a full and busy life, I thought why not. It will be another change in my life, so let's give it a shot.
Let's start off with Mr. Italian, who asked me if I was Italian (What my name Francesca didn't give that away?)
Then he asked if I was ever beaten with a spoon? (Was he really Italian? Bause if he was, that was a requirement of a Italian mother)
I said yes, then he asked if I ever hit my girls with a wooden spoon (Did he not get the last part? I am now wondering if he was a little slow)
Here it comes but because I haven't dated in 24 years I don't see it coming.
He then asks if I could beat him with the wooden spoon! What?? Did he just write that to me? Omg!! DELETE!
Next thing I learned was to always read everything in a profile, take Mr.Sneak things in, his lists about a 100 things he likes on his profile and trust me, I am not joking! So I glanced through them and wrote him back. He asked if I read his profile, I said yes, he said did you catch it? Catch what? I say. The whip and chains part.... Okay, I really can't make this shit up!
No, I didn't catch that part, after all, didn't you get the previous part about me having a life and not having time to read 100 things someone likes to do, obviously the whips and chains weren't in bold letters!
He goes on to say, he is just looking to have fun, so I say then why does your profile say you want a relationship? Why don't you list that you're a freak looking for a one night stand right up there at the top so that you don't waste everyone's time?
He goes on to tell me I am a prude and that I am close minded! Ha! Wait... listen to this... DELETE!!
My girlfriend started chatting with this guy when out of the blue he texts her a picture of his ass! Yes, you read that right, a picture of his ass! She doesn't skip a beat and texts back, why are you sending me a picture of your ass? Does it look better than your face?
He writes back lol, really? Yup you guessed it .........DELETE and go ahead guess his new name?.... Yup, you guessed that too, Mr.Assman!
We have names and stories for all the guys that we have encountered, which we decided that we are going to write a book about it! We would love to hear your stories as I know in this age of technology there has to be plenty! Look, we don't have to be a man hater, and think there are no good men out there, or that they are all freaks, we can have fun with it. Call your girlfriend and have a really good laugh in the morning on your way to work like I do! Laughter is the best medicine, at least you get something good out of it!
Sometimes I think the only reason I date anymore is for material for my blog. And trust and believe there is a lot of material out there. Lord have mercy, there are a lot of freaks out here.
So today my friends, remember, don't take life so seriously, enjoy it, laugh and then write a blog about it! I have to tell you that I'm not sure Carrie from Sex and the City had this much trouble but I sure as hell understand why she wrote about it.
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